i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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