You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
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The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
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Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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