Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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