Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Why can't burritos get me drunk
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
