Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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