I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
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I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
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You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
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