Welp...herpes.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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