We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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