so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
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Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
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I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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