If i come over, it means nothing
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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