There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
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He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
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She has the best kind of daddy issues
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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