I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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