Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Ketchup is God's man juice
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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