I wish I could punch you in the face.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
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I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
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Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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