Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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