Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Randomize
