Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
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Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
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What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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