Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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