My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
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I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Found your dick twin last night
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
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Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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