I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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