In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
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Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
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just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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