If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
tell me about the fingering
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