Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Naked. naked and bneed help.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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