i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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