is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
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As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
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Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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