did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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