whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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