TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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