"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
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He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
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hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
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