He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
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