wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
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It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
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What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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