Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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