I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Randomize
