We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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