batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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