laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
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She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
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how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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