I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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