Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
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just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
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When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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