So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Randomize
