I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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