i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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