So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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