is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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