You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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