yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
