i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
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Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
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this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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