I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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