I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
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We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
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I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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