fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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