i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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