i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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