So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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