That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
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what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
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Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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