I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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