can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
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I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
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Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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