I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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