Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
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just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
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Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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