dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
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