Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
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You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
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hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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