Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
Randomize
