he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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