why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Come see our sink grown plant.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I just want nice things and good sex
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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